May 2011
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UR YE SCOTTISH?
for chantelle.
shoesbooze-boyswithtattoos:
Ur ye Scottish?
A um.
Ye ken ur a true Scot if ye can properly pronounce Ecclefechan, Sauchiehall Street, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
Yer used tae 4 seasons in wan day.
Ye kin faw aboot pished wioot spilling yer drink.
Ye kin make hael sentences jist wi swear wurds.
Ye know irn bru is a hangover cure.
Ye actually understawn...
The Lenape used to bury a great leader or orator with an acorn in his or her...
– Evan T. Pritchard, Native New Yorkers (via sunwheel)
in case there have not been enough spandex’d asses in your life lately.
yerdarlingdaily:
Lesands — Glowing
from Sweet Skin (2011)
video by Cargo Collective
LA’s Lesands brings to our attention this sparkling VHS footage of a cheerleading meet in the 80s. You may conclude, as I did, that Lesands is quite fond of bouncing lycra-suited butts… which do, however, appear an ideal...
The putative “feral city” is (or would be) a metropolis with a population of...
– “Feral Cities”, Richard J. Norton (via maybestreet)
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How Do You Get Water Out Of Your Ear?
fakescience:
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